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Death, Taxes & Schwarbombs Tee

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Some things in life are just guaranteed.

Death. Taxes. And a Schwarbomb landing somewhere in the upper deck when you least expect it. You can set your watch to it. First pitch of the game, down three in the eighth, random Tuesday in May — doesn't matter. The man delivers.

This is the tee for fans who show up early just in case the first one leaves the yard. Pure Philly baseball certainty on a shirt.

Soft 4.6oz 100% cotton, classic fit, built to wear all summer long.

Death. Taxes. Schwarbombs.

4.6oz · 100% cotton · classic fit

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    A light blue short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with the text &

    Guarantees

    • We Promise

      To never stop partying.

    • And Also...

      To always make it right when we fudge up.