When the King signed on July 24, every official jersey in the city vanished faster than a tray of free Yuenglings. So we drew up the locker instead: a black number 23 hanging under the crown, everything a king needs on the shelves — the ball, the kicks, the towel, and a cheesesteak, because he plays here now and there are rules. City Hall and the skyline standing watch behind it. This is what moving in looks like.