Oh, the Eagles, in their infinite wisdom, have managed to turn their season into a spectacular disaster after last night's crushing loss to Seattle.
A three-game losing streak, featuring humiliating defeats against the 49ers and Cowboys, prompted the brilliant decision to shuffle around the defensive play-caller. Clearly, a stroke of genius that fixed everything. Not.
Their latest masterpiece was a last-minute collapse against the Seahawks on Monday night.
Bravo! Despite their shining 10-4 record, they've somehow slipped down to the No. 5 seed in the NFC. What an achievement!
And let's not overlook the riveting performance against the Seahawks' backup quarterback, Drew Lock, who effortlessly orchestrated a 92-yard game-winning drive. Standing ovation, anyone?
Sure, they've clinched a playoff spot, but does anyone really believe they're contenders at this point?
With upcoming matches against the Cardinals and Giants (twice), it's not like they'll face any real challenges.
And who could forget the cherry on top – an interception by Jalen Hurts in the dying seconds. Such brilliance on display.
The Eagles, a beacon of disappointment in the postseason race...So far.